Writing Wrongs

March 16, 2005

I’m still all about the timeline. It’s tedious for anyone who isn’t me, so I’ll shut up about it.

In other news, Andrew’s favorite show is now Full House. I’m trying to figure out if there’s a time on Nick at Nite when it isn’t airing. Andrew watches before bedtime, and when I get up in the morning to exercise, there it is. Again. Quite possibly the same episode. The show is insidious, in a sugar-coated, make your eyes roll kind of way. Andrew gets upset if I make him turn it off. I assure him. It will always be on the air.

What’s scarier is last night, Bob started informing us of the status of each actor since the show was canceled. “How do you know this?” I asked. He saw a “where are they now” type of show the other day. My other question, left unasked, was how on earth he retained all that information in minute detail. This is the man who can’t remember song lyrics except the ones to “You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC. You know:

she was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
she was the best d--- woman that I ever seen
she had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
knocking me out with those American thighs

I’m thinking this is pretty much all you need to know about Bob.

Charity Tahmaseb wrote at 11:12 a.m.