Writing Wrongs

June 30, 2006

This came via Mary and it�s apparently the Entertainment Weekly Pop Culture Personality Test. And as you know, we�re all about pop culture around here, so I thought I�d give it a whirl.


1. My American Idol audition song would be: I already answered this in another meme, but I stick by my choice: Sell Out by Reel Big Fish.


2. If my life were a drinking game, everyone would do a shot when ...


Someone says, �We have a few changes for the install guide.�


3. The Rat Packer I most identify with is: a) Frank Sinatra b) Sammy Davis Jr. c) Dean Martin d) Peter Lawford


Am I the only one who doesn�t get the mystic of the Rat Pack? What am I missing? Someone educate me. In the meantime, I�ll answer my own variation on the theme:


The Brat Packer I most identify with is: a) Emilio Estevez b) Anthony Michael Hall c) Rob Lowe d) Andrew McCarthy e) Demi Moore f) Judd Nelson g) Molly Ringwald h) Ally Sheedy.


I�ve always liked Ally Sheedy, but I�ll have to go with Molly Ringwald in 16 Candles.


4. The first famous person I befriended: I know no one famous, but I once met Chuck Yeager.


5a. Choose one: A) Demi Moore in Ghost B) Demi Moore in Striptease


What about Demi Moore in G.I. Jane? Or maybe Demi in �my preternatural life with my hip, younger husband and oh, yeah, my bald ex still hangs around, too.�


5b) Choose one: A) Transformers B) G.I. Joe


G.I. Joe, just to preserve the military theme.


6) What was your first concert?


U2, during their War tour, at the University of Minnesota Northrop Auditorium (obviously this was before they could fill the Metrodome).


7) Pick a Jessica: A) Alba B) Simpson C) Biel D) Tandy


Tandy. Always choose class over flash.


8) If I had to gain 30 pounds for a role, I would eat: Lots of pasta, potatoes, and I�d belly on up (quite possibly literally) to the dessert bar.


9) The first R-rated movie I saw: Hair


10) You're stranded with your four favorite authors and you've run out of food. Who do you eat first?


Jane Austen

William Shakespeare

Anton Chekhov

Alexander Pushkin


Oh. My. I�m toast.


11) My porn name (childhood pet name + street you grew up on) is: Stuffy James. Oh, that�s just so wrong.

Charity Tahmaseb wrote at 10:41 a.m.

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