Writing Wrongs

June 13, 2007

One too many spam

If the only thing standing between you and a luxurious Cart1er w4tch is money,
then today is your lucky day!

I suppose other things could be standing between me and a “luxurious Cart1er w4tch,” like a really big lake.

Prest1ge Repl1cas, the world-famous repl1ca w4tches dealer, is offering a 15% discount during these spring months, making their whole Cart1er collection even more affordable.

Cuz, you know, if we spell words with 1 and 4, it’ll slip through the spam filter and people will be so totally fooled.

As you are probably aware of, Prest1ge Repl1cas has one of the most extensive collections of Cart1er repl1ca w4tches in the whole wide web.

Oddly, I was not aware, at least not before the spam avalanche.

Who cares if they are not legitimate?

Who cares? Cartier, perhaps. A handful of law enforcement agencies. Your immortal soul.

These repl1cas are of such high quality that not even a connoisseur would be able to distinguish them from an original Cart1er.

But an original Cartier? They’ll be all over that.

And with their online delivery guarantee you will be enjoying your new w4tch in just a couple of days!

We’re excited! Look at all our exclamation points!

So, what are you waiting for?

I still have to cross that really big lake.

Visit Prest1ge Repl1cas today!

You know, if I thought it would stop the spam, I’d spring for my own luxurious Cart1er w4tch from Prest1ge Repl1cas. Today!

Charity Tahmaseb wrote at 1:00 p.m.