Writing Wrongs

July 08, 2007

Things to do on a hot July weekend:

You could paint some puppies.

You could play Jane Austen (action figure) meets The Littlest Pet Shop. There’s an untapped Jane Austen high concept idea right there.

You could go swimming, but first you have to clean the pool.

Then you have to fill it.

Spraying your sister is optional, but remember …

The intersection of pay and back is right around the corner.

Charity Tahmaseb wrote at 4:16 p.m.